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My Peers

I’m trippin’ on the word, hearing its layered meaning, the play. I’m trippin’ on them, my peers with their protruding toes, hearing their footsteps outside my stall, their muted grumblings about the meeting. The break is nearly over. The clatter of paper and soap dispensers, the water from a fawcett, the violence of a flush, are all sounding out, signaling an end to the break. My peers are filing out, ready to reconvene the meeting. I can’t move. I can’t make anything happen. I’m stuck in my porcelain seat, waiting to evacuate, but then find something within that will gird me for the next round of work. All work. No play.

              I hear one or two peers circling about. I feel their eyes upon my stall door. Do they know it’s me in here, collecting my thoughts? He can’t do it—that’s what they’re thinking. He’s stuck. They glance at one another, sharing their suspicions, but they’re not supposed to say. In here, you’re not supposed to say anything. It’s private time, pre-verbal time, in a private space, and no one is at their best in such moments, we’re all inclined to think. That’s our big boy voice, saying pull up your big boy pants. Just do what’s necessary, wash your hands, then leave and start talking, doing your thing. Back to work. He’s gotta come out, thinks the peer who seems to linger at the basin, washing his hands. He’s the last one there. Otherwise, the place is silent. Everyone’s break is over, except mine. I feel his eyes upon the outside door, his voice poised to speak, say what everyone else was thinking a minute or two ago: two minutes, Ray. It’s nearly ten. You comin’?

It wasn’t like this back in the day. Back when we were kids. These guys: they won’t remember. They don’t know anything from before the age of nine, when games were fun. Yeah, they liked to win. I liked to win, but winning wasn’t everything. Fun was the thing. Funny—funnee—was the thing. Silly was a thing, ridiculous was a thing. We could be ridiculous, look ridiculous, before we were nine. Was it nine? Maybe ten. I can’t remember myself. I remember laughing, and wanting to be the one that made the others laugh. It made ‘em laugh, shaking my thing outside the stalls, flanking the showers. “Keep the noise down”. That was the only complaint: a gruff, peace-seeking rebuke from beyond an eyewitness (but not earshot) threshold by a locker room attendant—a truly miserable man who wasn’t winning at anything and didn’t like to play games or even hear evidence of them. A buddy of mine and I: we did a dance opposite each other, taking turns, like the display was a preening competition. We were showing off, but feeling silly, ridiculous. Nothing serious. Then it changed. After the noise complaint, the game broke up, but only for a moment, like it was the receding of a stream that would return via another channel in moments. Let’s do something else, someone said. They gestured to a pair of urinals, then stood in front of them like they were targets. His beckoned a peer to his side, held his hand to his mouth like he was telling a secret, excluding anyone who wasn’t up for a duel.

Maybe he was telling a joke, a play on words. That’s what comes to mind now, still seated in my stall, not playing the game, not returning to the meeting that will happen without me, even though I am in charge, sort of. I don’t want to play their game, take part in their name-dropping but not naming game—their nounless attack upon substance, and my word-drooling response: it’s a leaking, or a falling out of words, this civilly symbolization; a mouth bowel movement, disguised. They know it. I feel it, the primitivism, and the inhibition of later games. I didn’t play that game that replaced mine when I was nine, or nearly ten. I didn’t want to play the peeing game, seeing who could pee the farthest and still hit targets. I don’t want that kind of comparison; to win or to lose, those cul de sac dichotomies. Don’t want to step on toes or have anyone step on mine. I don’t want to stick my neck out. I don’t want to leave my stall anymore, deal with my peers. Yeah, that’s right: my peers, my fellow pee-ers.

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Three years later

It’s three years after something bad happened. Someone left this plane, this earth, and they won’t return. It feels like stubbornness, like they’re off somewhere thinking of how to return but changing their mind, knowing it’s against the rules. Funny, he was both a rebel and a stickler for rules, my friend. In games, he was dogmatic, autocratic, plus a few other “ics” in the mix. He wanted things his way—that was the annoying, and ultimately tragic governing principle. Today, I say goodbye to him again, it being an anniversary. I recall the good parts of his self, and only allude to the bad, following the tacit rules of grief. My shoulds enter the fray, influenced by what others say and write, their forlorn and sentimentalist tributes. He was a good this, a great that. We miss him. We are grateful for the time we had together, etc. He had a range of qualities, from good to bad, plus a vast in-between that renders the binary choices less palatable. I feel some pressure to represent him fully, and yet to hold back, to speak around the truth, and in doing so, effect some manner of taking care.

              In a way, we’re following his lead. He led in this way, entering into the fray of most relationships, daggering in with his knifey wit, his manic rage. His truth. This was only sometimes, though the instances were memorable—indeed, they were traumatic, the way melt-downs usually are. Mostly, he was alternately aloof and jovial, and in this way protective of others while signaling the presence of an inveterate problem. He wouldn’t change, he often exuded. On occasion, he’d offer a promissory opposite: exhibiting a new self, cleaned up, polished, even wholesome. He could quote scripture, subscribe to conventional belief systems, be regularly friendly, consumerist, even mainstream in his tastes, his politics; an average good citizen. Only he wasn’t average. It was difficult masking the mild disappointment I might feel at these times—the disorienting reluctance to accept the loss of the miscreant genius in whose hijinks (largely un-violent) I lived vicariously. To watch him grow up was to let some part of my own childhood go. Recess is over. Time to go back to work. It’s like the malaise you feel when an exciting villain or clown gets subdued for the good of society. And there is no turning back. But there was a turning back, because in time his un-wholesome self would return, and in that return there would be a relief, plus a guilty pleasure that would vie with obligation. Yes, we must do something about this problem…someday.

              That someday never really came. A change came eventually, in the form of a passing, which started in a park on the outskirts of a city whose reputation is almost synonymous with the derelicted down and out. That was a place to collapse in and not wake up—to be picked up off the ground by stoical if diligent caregivers, anonymous to my dying friend. It would be hours before loved ones would gather and feel what he was already not feeling due a loss of consciousness, the horror of his last moments. If he could have spoken he might have told us to get lost, not wanting to be seen as he was then: bloated, pumped with chemicals that were meant to keep his kidneys going and thus keep him alive. He’d have whispered past the tube that was in his mouth that he didn’t want to be seen that way; that he wished he could be alone, for our benefit as well as his, because this ending was not worth watching. Get away, he might have said, his words slurring, his eyes glazing over, becoming dull. The lively clown, the sometimes villain, sometimes hero and more often something in between that friends and family adored, would not have wanted the final scene he was granted; the witnessing that he would have preferred to not have. Remember me differently, he would have pleaded. Think of me as I’ve been more often than not, more than three years ago.

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What if Hitch had been clean

A modern filmmaker** muses about elegant solutions to problems that are created by complex systems, intertwining realities: a blend of pop culture influences—Star Wars-like imagery—juxtaposed against contemporaneous events, Central American coups, jungle poverty. In a world extrapolated from present-day reality, people act in accordance with the reality in which they are thrust. Their personalities are blended into a background, hidden yet subtly apparent to an observer. If we are attentive enough. If the act is good enough.

The filmmaker’s view is that artists had to try harder in his day to send messages, especially those that conflict with a zeitgeist, with what’s de rigeur. He calls them elegant solutions, these laconic expressions, these collisions of image and idea that insinuate an individual voice, but then represses because there’s a massive wall ahead. There’s much attention to detail in the filmmaker’s art: the displacement of ideas onto the trivial. Freud would have approved, and perhaps he should have approved more, the filmmaker opines, as it’s not as though surrealists of Freud’s era didn’t try to engage the Viennese doctor on the matter of film. Alas, Sigmund was more of a literary and history enthusiast than a cinephile. He’d write about Shakespeare, muse on Moses, much more readily than he’d comment on the tales and tricks of cinema.

He could be forgiven, I think, for thinking the silent era of film frivolous: that Charlie Chaplin was little more than a clown fit for children’s consumption, not the worldly dreams of adults. He might have thought that Stroheim’s Greed was ponderous, and likewise anything Eisenstein was making; that Lang’s Metropolis was facile, depicting a society that wasn’t anything nearly as ugly as it was in the years between two world wars, much less what Freud didn’t live to observe. Might he have thought D.W. Griffith’s Birth of a Nation racist? That westerns were condoning genocide? Would he have cared about whether Greta Garbo spoke? In the twilight of his life, might he have been charmed by Shirley Temple or Judy Garland; recalled The Wizard Oz from the bookshelves of an earlier time, and in his last hours dreamed of lovely things beckoning from over a rainbow? Had he lived beyond the nineteen thirties, he might have taken notice of an up-and-coming cineaste who was a bit like himself—who in time would be subject to as much caricature as Freud himself.

The iconography that surrounds Alfred Hitchcock is similar to that which permeates Freud’s world: the latter had his cigars, his couch, pince-nez glasses, tweed attire, and imperious gaze. Hitchcock’s image is likewise severe: he poses with his chin up, looking cold and menacing, invariably dressed in black, ever conjuring a next generation of American Gothic. British born, he was a natural fit for Hollywood tastes: a born entertainer without inhibitions except those imposed externally; a sadistic figure eager to use whatever tool that would tease and torment his suspense-addicted audience; a snaky rebel looking to twist and turn around all the rules and regulations that were in his way. This was the forties through the sixties, roughly: Hitch’s time. His canvas. Like the surrealists, he could play with symbols, use birds, trains, pieces of clothing, to displace the sexual and aggressive. As he got older, he played along as restrictions ebbed: the ratings system that replaced the previously censorious Hays code for the motion picture industry. Into the seventies, he could show nudity, be more explicit with his killings.

Interestingly, this didn’t make him more popular, or a better filmmaker. Frenzy, from 1972, has its moments of gore—one or two scenes are a bit grisly, even. But its best moment emerges from the kind of artifice that Hitchcock could have used twenty years earlier and easily passed by censors. As the film’s villain prepares to commit his second murder, taking a victim into a private room, the camera pulls away—I mean pull away, not cut—and takes the viewer slowly down a staircase, knowing what’s happening off camera. Ugh. That’s cold, one might say. The framework is similar to that of Psycho, the more iconic horror-show prototype of a decade earlier. Only 2 or 3 killings are necessary to make a point, to stir fear.

Less is more. Spielberg was influenced by this idea, which is one of the reasons Jaws is scarier than any of its copycats or stupid sequels. Less shown and more imagined pertains to sex also. At the risk of sounding like a conservative boomer, I prefer the cheeky suggestion to the soft-porn display. It’s not quite as suspenseful. At the end of North By Northwest, as Cary Grant saves Eva Marie Saint from the cliff-edge, which then cuts to him pulling her onto the bed in the train cabin wherein they’d first met, which then cuts to a shot of the (presumably) same train entering a tunnel, we get the point. And he’s Cary Grant, whom we like, so we want what will happen next—a happy ending, so to speak. We didn’t always get happy endings in Hitchcock films. The implicitly gay couple in Rope will be tried for murder, we’re led to believe. Norman Bates will be institutionalized, his psychotic affliction with an Oedipal underpinning to be treated by a psychoanalyst, perhaps. Jimmy Stewart is a tragic figure in Vertigo. He loses Madeleine, twice, which punishes the perversity that has been latent within his heroic persona. We don’t know what will happen to the characters of The Birds. Its heroine appears to survive that metaphorical attack from nature. She might bond with the jealous mother of her newfound lover. Unlike one of the birds’ victims, her eyes have not been gouged out. This all seems to remind us of something.

What if it had been different? What if Hitch had been born twenty or so years later. Might he have depicted the birds’ picking meat off the bones of their victims, tearing away flesh with no inhibition? What if he’d visibly shown all five or six or however many knife slashes tore down upon Janet Leigh’s body in Psycho? This is interesting to think about given post-feminist critiques of Hitchcock’s films. The admirer of artistic vision celebrates that tact of giving us a largely aural experience of the famous shower-scene death, coupled with flashes of naked flesh, plus an unrealistically thin streak of blood streaming down a drain. Because that era’s censors blocked all that was graphic, we forgive Hitchcock for the liberties he took with realism. We get that he was doubling down on fantasy, speaking to our fears and secret desires. Had he not hidden himself well with cheeky suggestion, the outcry against his obvious misogyny would have been louder. He might have lost the plot—the plot we want as much as anything—had he not been restrained. Imagine, for example, if his alter-ego leading man from NBW, Cary Grant, had murdered Eva Marie Saint for manipulating him? What if It’s-a-Wonderful-Life-Jimmy Stewart had overcome his vertigo in time to capture Kim Novak (another hoodwinking female) and then beat and/or raped her before she stumbles and falls to her death?

It wouldn’t be as clean. Or would it? Is clean clean because it represses, or does honesty, even brutal honesty, cleanse? A re-boot Vertigo can’t make us innocent. It wouldn’t be a film that we love because it protects us from really knowing something awful and exciting. It wouldn’t be like a dream that both censors and reveals.

** the mystery filmmaker here is Terry Gilliam, speaking of his film, Brazil

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This is what Eric said

“I was a jerk,” says a patient about an argument with his spouse. He says the conflict was about dishes, and before that about whose turn it was to put the baby to sleep. Later, he reveals layers: he’s been trying to quit alcohol while his wife comes home drunk from a weekly “girls’ night”. He is further disentitled following her discovery of his recurrent porn use on their shared laptop a few weeks earlier. Their sex life has been negligible for nearly a year. They don’t talk about that. They argue about dishes.

In the treatment of compulsive sexual behaviors and their impacts upon loved ones, much attention is paid to the dual habits of pleasure seeking and conflict avoidance. Within the problem of conflict avoidance, an often employed if not directly identified habit is displacement, a defense mechanism first characterized by Sigmund Freud (1913) as that which transfers emotions from one idea to another to allay anxiety in the face of sexual and aggressive impulses. The alcoholic substitutes the bottle for the breast, gratifying an infantile oral impulse while disguising its expression. How does compulsive sex displace sexual instinct or substitute for it? Via perversion, Freud argued. Voyeurism, exhibitionism, fetishism, Don Juanism: these recurrent, habitual behaviors are all deemed unhealthy to one degree or another, but none is as “deviant” as an original sexual impulse from which the libidinal energy is displaced: incestuous desire.

Modern psychoanalysis does not insist that its unwitting patients engage in problem sexual behaviors because of an unconscious and unresolved Oedipal conflict, however much its adherents may think the theory still has merit. One derivative theory of displacement was popularized by Dr. Patrick Carnes in the treatment of what he terms sex addiction. Carnes (1983) explains that a sex addict holds negative core self-beliefs such as “I can’t trust anyone”, “no one would like me if they knew me”, and “my most important need is sex”. The antecedents of these beliefs are desexualized in Carnes’ model. The sex addict transfers onto ritualized sex his or her needs for companionship, tenderness, understanding, control and self-esteem; hence a rationale for a psychotherapeutic treatment that encourages patients to open up with their uncomfortable feeling states and seek alternative methods of affect regulation versus the “self-soothing” that compulsive sexual behaviors yield.

In diagnostic criteria and assessment protocols, “loss of control” is a sine qua non of substance use disorders and other addictive patterns. Amongst contemporary psychoanalysts who treat addiction, such as Dodes (2003), Director (2005), and Volkan (2021), a compulsive person’s loss of control is deemed paradoxical. The afflicted person seems drawn to experience that also appears to motivate an escape from the same phenomena. The alcoholic, sex addict, or compulsively “acting out” figure seems motivated to control an environment, other people; to seem omnipotent, in denial of “split off” states of vulnerability, of underlying helplessness. The result of their compulsive behavior, plus the indicator of a problem that merits treatment, is the loss of this sought-after control. Scrambling efforts to re-establish control are sometimes observed in extreme reversals, termed reaction formations by Freud (1907). The person with the escalating habit may adopt judgmental attitudes towards those who engage in the same problem behaviors. The impulse towards an opposing position (“I was a jerk”), or self-denial in the aftermath of a compulsive act, lessens the anxiety produced by the problem behavior in the first place.

The term “acting out”, often used by self-identifying sex addicts to denote a range of compulsive behaviors, is also derivative of psychoanalytic theory. Freud (1914) used the term acting out to indicate action that replaces memory, thought and feeling: “what is he acting out? His inhibitions, his attitudes, his pathological character traits”. This is a feature of the subject’s compulsion to repeat, in order to achieve mastery of trauma (via repetition), plus an unconscious desire to restore an original inorganic state (Freud, 1920). Death drive. An inclination towards insanity, “doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result”—self destructive action or tendency, a recovering addict might translate.

Regarding diagnosis, among the criteria for loss of control is the patient’s experience of “marked distress” related to recurrent behaviors and their impacts upon occupational or educational activity, or social and family functioning. Ley (2024) writes that it’s problematic if criteria for diagnosis is met simply because failure to control intense, sexual impulses or urges elicits distress due to moral incongruence based on religious values. Ley reports that he and others are pleased to see that the World Health Organization’s ICD-11 category of compulsive sexual behavior disorder (CSBD) features an exclusion statement for those whose marked distress is due entirely to moral judgments and disapproval about sexual impulses, urges, or behaviors. So, recurrent sexual behaviors should not be deemed out of control simply because they place someone at odds with religious dogma. But what about moral judgments that are not religious in pedigree, that are based upon a more fashionable Superego? What if, in the course of treatment, a subject is “educated” in a humanistic moral view which states that compulsive sexual behaviors demean and objectify women, or the view that CSBD induces betrayal trauma in impacted partners? If a subject is initially unmoved or unaware of the consequences of their behaviors but later exhibits distress because they’ve been taught that their behaviors harm loved ones and strangers, would they then meet criteria for the CSBD diagnosis? The question and grey area that’s being mined here is whether a person’s distress is externally-sourced and not the result of an internal conflict.

Psychoanalysis holds that assessment of that which is internalized is problematic when ideas are repressed and affects are dissociated. However, just because the subject is unconscious of internal experience doesn’t mean that distress isn’t in the psyche, there to be uncovered in treatment. The subject acts, repeats, instead of remembering, thinking, or feeling, and while Freud was not writing in the context of addiction per se when he conceptualized repetition compulsion, he may have provided with it the most important foundational idea in modern psychology pertaining to addiction. Further, this theory is relevant to treatment of impacted partners of sex addicts/those diagnosed with CSBD. Stephanie Carnes (2008) writes, “you may be questioning how your family background contributed to your choice to be in relationship with an addict. When older, it’s possible that you sought out mates who replicated aspects of your childhood”. In my experience, this kind of speculation is unpopular with some impacted partners, especially those who adopt a fixed, “your problem, not mine” attitude in treatment.

This patient’s idea for their own treatment is a palliative approach designed to offer emotional support and relief of suffering, not interpretations of underlying pathology that may lead to re-enactments of relationship problems. This is “victim-blaming”, assert clinicians who are allied to this position. Often, the result is a muddied clinical picture in which impacted partner patients are educated about complex trauma, which suggests developmental arrests that long predate the discovery of a partner’s compulsive sexual behaviors. Meanwhile, a preferred takeaway from treatment is that of an episodic trauma assessment and related syndrome, derived principally from the discovery-of-sexual behavior event, with long-standing lingering effects. The complexity is assigned to the extension of hyper and hypo arousal reactions to a variety of contexts, including “triggers” that don’t explicitly concern sexual behaviors. This patient feels threatened by any exploration of their pre-discovery, historical traumas, believing alongside their advocates that it will falsely mitigate the responsibility of their sexually compulsive partners.

A notable exception is their recognition of parallels to discovery events and prior clues towards disturbing problems. I find amongst impacted partners a tendency to remember instances in families of origin wherein family problems were denied or rationalized, or else censored from discussion until evidence of problems crossed a threshold—something like a discovery event—that compelled attention to the once ignored problems. These partners speak of “felt” experiences, times they knew something was wrong but didn’t protest, only to then feel betrayed and enraged when they later felt entitled to speak. Discovery of sexually compulsive patterns in their later partners does indeed replicate this history, they observe. One thing they won’t know is how this kind of phenomena was characterized in yet another psychoanalytic theory that has been paraphrased or re-branded by other models of treatment. What Freud called deferred action, or afterwardness as early as 1895, and what French psychoanalysts later called the apres-coup, refers to how sexuality in particular is transmitted in childhood via enigmatic messages, are constructed in fantasies, and are later presented in reality, the sexual-as-translated, which is then disturbing in effect. We don’t speak or even think of what we don’t or didn’t once understand, or that which is forbidden to speak of or think about. We speak about the dishes instead.

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Wembley Attack

Twas a good weekend in the world of football, my world of football. The FA Cup final took me back in time, though not in any way I’d expected beforehand. It was good. My team, Manchester United, unexpectedly won. They beat their cross-town rival, Manchester City, an erstwhile juggernaut, a force like the one United were twenty years ago. United’s victory redeemed a mediocre season marred by injuries, humiliating last-minute collapses; the disgrace of being one of the world’s most famous sporting franchises, comprised of the most expensively assembled squad of players…and not winning. United’s victory on Saturday—a plucky endeavor forged by emergent youth plus a few stalwart veterans—redeemed somewhat something else from the world of football. More on that later. Firstly, back to that trip in time, to 1977 and a similar scenario. Back then, in the mid-seventies, when football, like everything else, was less complicated, less digital, and somehow less exclusive despite the lack of racial diversity, Liverpool FC were the team to beat. Manchester United were what they are today: a mid-table team, playing inconsistently, but finding a way in cup competitions to a final. The biggest and best (and oldest) was the FA Cup competition. If you know soccer, then you’ll know that the FA Cup is the oldest knockout club competition in the world. It’s a domestic competition, featuring hundreds of clubs from across England, some of which will be amateur, participating in the opening rounds.

May 77’ is the oldest final I remember watching. I knew Liverpool were better than United. I knew they had won the English league a week before the final, and were due to play in the European Cup final in another week against I-don’t-remember who. They had players like Kevin Keegan, a prolific, goal-scoring striker, and Ray Clemence, then the goalie for the England national team. Everyone else on their team was English, too, as these were the days before an influx of foreign players had gained a deserved foothold in English football. United’s team was more diverse in the sense that half of their players were either Irish or Scots, with only Scotland’s national team being on a similar level to that of England. That day, at Wembley stadium, under a hot early summer sun, United’s lesser lights were gritty and opportunistic. They fought for every ball, not allowing Liverpool any space to penetrate United’s half of the field. They counter-attacked, hitting their opponents on the break. A second half goal from Stuart Pearson broke a nil-nil deadlock. A forty thousand-deep army of United fans raucously celebrated. They swayed, revealing the density of a standing-room only crowd. No seats back then, only stands. To the naked eye, it looked dangerous, like you’d be trampled on if you were small and not sturdy. Minutes later, the Pool equalized, and given their superior possession skills, it seemed for a moment as though they would complete their imperial march towards a league and cup double.

Then we (United) broke again, and got a bit of luck. A ball over the top of Liverpool’s defenders reached a United forward, who held the ball up, passing back to a striking partner who unleashed a shot that deflected off a defender and then looped over Ray Clemence’s head, into the back of Liverpool’s goal. 2-1! The upset was back on again. The remaining twenty minutes were nervy, but United held on, and what I recall from afterwards were the images of exhausted yet happy United players, lifting the iconic FA cup, parading it around the perimeter of the pitch after the final whistle, celebrating with their spirited yet generally well-behaved sea of fans. Liverpool were soundly beaten that day, though they went on to complete a double success, defeating some foreign club in the European Cup a week later. That was a great era for English clubs. While England’s national team struggled to even qualify for World Cup competitions, our clubs dominated European football, and again, this was during a period when the clubs were exclusively comprised of British players. Weird. Anyway, a year or so later, I emigrated with my family to the United States where soccer was almost an unknown sport at the time, so I didn’t watch an FA Cup final for at least another decade. In the interim years, English soccer and English soccer fans earned a bad reputation for unruly, drunken, violent behavior. By the nineties, that was largely corrected (it took a pair of 80s disasters to spur changes in stadium seating policies); meanwhile, clubs like Liverpool and especially Manchester United were becoming worldwide brands.

All this is past, prologue, and aftermath to an episode from just three years ago, captured in a Netflix documentary entitled Wembley Attack. The setting was a new Wembley Stadium for the 21st century, still the home of English football: the scene of FA Cup finals, plus international matches, often but not always featuring the England national team. It was chosen as the site of the 2020 Euro Nations Cup, with England competing as the host nation, in a tournament that was delayed a year because of the previous year’s Covid lockdown. The England team that made the final of the 2020 Euro Nations Cup final was better than most England teams of the last fifty years. They had made a final of a major tournament for the first time since 1966 (when they won their only World Cup), and had assembled a young, vibrant, and racially diverse squad of players that would contest a more veteran, journeyman squad from Italy in the final match. We were the favorites, but not by much. Italy has a better pedigree in international football, and while its current generation of talent lacks as many stand-out players, the experience, skill and intelligence of its core group would render them formidable.

But as the title of the documentary suggested, the football, as in the game on the field, was not the story of the delayed 2020 Euro Nations Cup final. The fans were, and not in a good way. As the timeline of the film begins, problems began before final day, with many wanting to buy tickets but failing to do so because of exorbitant ticket prices being bid for and sold over the internet. People who were desperate to attend the final, who had never known in their lifetimes an England team that had made a final, made plans to travel to London, to descend upon the area around Wembley Stadium prior to the match; to party until game-time, and then infiltrate the stadium by any means necessary. It was a disaster waiting to happen, as thousands of fans, mostly male, loitered about, taking selfies, drinking, wheezing, dancing in the streets, hopping above buses—obstructing buses. The first half of the film is a record of this massive street party, with footage capturing images of a good time being had by all. That is, until late afternoon, roughly. That’s when fans with tickets started moving towards the stadium, ready to take their seats. They’d have to wade through the mass of fans who were becoming increasingly unruly. At the turnstiles, opportunists would look to skip past a gate and a steward. Others were pushing over fences, running over security guards. Behind the scenes, heads of security were monitoring the crowd through closed circuit TVs, devising stratagems to keep out the miscreants.

They lost that battle, the head of police later said. There were simply too many people gathered, overwhelming the sparse security forces. Extra police were summoned, mostly to contain a large crowd that were kept outside while the match transpired. The game started mid-evening, with some fans, dignitaries like Prince William, plus other VIPs, seemingly unaware of the violent scenes in and around the stadium. I was watching it on TV from California and had no idea what was going on away from the match itself. Watching the documentary, I was aghast. Was I shocked? Not in one sense. English hooligans misbehaving at soccer matches is a worldwide, fifty-year old trope. No, what was shocking was that I didn’t know it was happening. There were fights going on all over the place. People were vandalizing, spraying beer around, turning over vehicles. Fans were running down stadium aisles like it was a cattle-run. It was chaos. Not knowing that this occurred is like living through the 2020 Presidential election and not knowing that January sixth happened. About a hundred people were injured, some police, others were fans, or whatever else you call the people who behaved this way. No one was killed, which given the violence captured by the cameras, was a blessed miracle.

England lost the football match, which might have spelled trouble in the form of more violence but for more commonplace reactions to defeat. The chief of police had called it, watching the tense penalty shoot-out that decided the match in the Italians’ favor. As 19 year old Bukayo Saka missed his fateful kick, signifying England’s defeat, the throngs of fans plus hooligans, both inside and waiting outside the stadium, plunged heads in hands, gazed haplessly, and within minutes, turned and walked away, wholly subdued. Had the final been on foreign soil, many of those fans would have rioted further. Not this time. The police chief breathed an ironic sigh of relief. As an Englishman, he will have wanted as much as anyone for England to win. But he also knew that an elated crowd, a largely drunken crowd, would have been more dangerous. They were already lucky to have avoided fatalities. England losing was the best result for the safety of all.

But there was more to the story. Saka was one of three England players—unfortunately all black– that were pilloried on social media for having missed their kicks during the shoot out. A mural of Marcus Rashford, a Man Utd player who is also celebrated for his social activism, was defaced in Manchester. The racist invective directed at him and the other black players was indeed despicable, and yet not as despicable as a sequence in the documentary that featured interviews with two of the hooligan fans who had attended the event and either rioted outside or infiltrated the stadium without tickets. It’s to their credit that they offered their points of view, from the backdrop of wanting to attend the match but feeling priced out, to their participant/witness accounts of the violence that built up over the hours that day. However, their rationalizations for having behaved so irresponsibly, followed by an audacious critique of the racist messages directed at some players, were frankly sickening: a crapulent belch of proto-thought from the dregs of British society. Their actions contributed to the injury of around a hundred people, and terrorized countless others. I just could not believe it when one of these idiots, whose IQ could likely not be charted and whom I would not trust to sit properly on a toilet, had the nerve to tell racist sore losers to “grow up”. Correct message. Wrong person delivering it.

I’ve been in a daze, in denial that some things haven’t changed much. I’ve been a long-distance fan of English football/soccer for a long time, and will be for as long as I’m alive. I still love its spirited atmosphere, its raucous energy, David v. Goliath moments; the aftermaths wherein goodwill and sportsmanship generally prevail. But an ugly side of its culture still exists, leaving a sour taste, plus some manner of hangover.

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Squirt out the good stuff

Last night I had a dream, and in this dream the world was thousands of years older, yet everything was the same. Well, not everything. I mean, the world looked familiar: there were streets, buildings and infrastructure that looked like that of our present day. There was electricity in the form of traffic lights, in vehicles that were like cars though not quite—more like jeeps—and various devices or fixtures that will have needed electricity in order to function. I’m not sure what other resources were being used: maybe gas, solar. Anyway, that covered the man-made stuff. Nature looked more or less the same. There were trees and green hills spotted about, and a hint of sea on a horizon. The sky was blue and without haze and the sun was out, suggesting a generally healthy outdoors. I didn’t see any animals, but this was an urban scene with a wilderness backgrounded, so perhaps there were critters in hiding; predators elsewhere, dogs and cats crawling after scraps, etc. Who knows what era this truly was because I’m told dreams are timeless. They represent what we think and feel, not what we know in a rational sense. They tell us who we are now.

Who were we in this dream? I mean, that’s when it got weird, for it was the people who made everything seem like we’d gone back to some kind of beginning. I was wandering through a throng that was gathered in a square before a stately edifice. It was an outdoor gathering, a conference of chatter and debate, informally arranged and proceeding inchoately. There was no structure, no one obviously in charge. That was in dispute, it seemed, as there was no hierarchy, no system of leadership or government presiding over the event—just a commotion of voices. They spoke English, the men and women who were there. The language I heard reflected me, where I come from, plus what age I feel sometimes. The people in the dream were articulate, but only just so, lacking adult syntax or vocabulary when they spoke to one another, seeming like children in a playground. What were they talking about? Hard to say, for I was capturing words and thoughts piecemeal, yet piecing together motifs from passing exchanges.

One couple, a man and a woman, seemed to be discussing ethics, or maybe style. That was the theme, gleaned from the words that surrounded an unidentified subject. That subject might have been sex. Or, that might have been me assigning that theme to whatever subject was actually being discussed. I’m told that’s timeless also, sex. The reason I thought they were talking about sex was because of my stereotypes and gutter imagination: the man was talking of speed and efficiency. The woman: it was all about patience, slowing down, being methodical. Talk about timeless. She acted like they had all the time in the world. The man bristled. There were things to do, priorities to be set. We didn’t have time, he insisted, to waste. Not any longer. But history will judge us harshly, the woman rebutted, if we don’t apply caution, develop something like—and here her words let her down—something like a method for getting together and doing stuff. There are things like…she meant preambles and mission statements. We need ways (she meant strategies) of going about deciding, like, how to be. She was using her hands, trying to move the air, to make something like an idea happen and stick.

This wasn’t about basic needs. I’m recalling my twentieth century now, my Abraham Maslow recall. Everyone gathered was holding either glasses or plates, eating snacks or drinking recreational libations. This society had plenty food and drink. Also, everyone seemed well-dressed, groomed, clean and hygienic. Again, looking around, it seemed as though this world’s physical demands had been managed. Much doing had occurred. Compulsion had wrought success. It was the internal that was missing. Obsession, as in that which breeds contemplation, or contrarily, delay, was invisible at least. But it was being called for, apparently. The man’s vernacular was no more impressive or organized at first. He mimicked action, that omanota—something. Squirt. Jab. Cling. The first word was about the intoxicants that were on offer, plus an expression the man seemed proud of—“you gotta squirt out the good stuff”—as if he thought he was capturing the essence of life in his turn of phrase. I gleaned from his last syllable, cling, that he was also speaking of property. Somebody had to own this stuff all around them, he seemed to be saying. There needs to be a way to divvy it up, and from that, determine where we go from there. The woman disagreed, said everyone had been fine so far without deciding upon who owns what. We all own it, she declared, gesturing around her.

Heads perked up at the invoking of a once heralded concept: the we. It was being replaced by the I, some were saying. The I(s) were having it, gaining popularity, that is. They wanted things. They…they just wanted, period. And they wanted now, whatever they were wanting. Time mattered all of sudden. Time is short. However long these people had been around, they’d noticed that it wasn’t long enough, this time thing. From that point, I inferred that death existed in this world. It wasn’t so new that no one had known mortality, and loss. Indeed, from another discussion, sort of adjacent to the first one, that death and the manner of death, and beyond that, what we do about the dead was a source of great anxiety. There was even an air of guilt about, as if someone, or quite a few people, had been doing something they shouldn’t be doing.

Shoulds. It was as if they hadn’t thought of this before, this idea of how to behave and how not to. It was as if behavior had never been regulated before, as if right and wrong didn’t exist. And given what the woman had been saying, or implying, perhaps they hadn’t needed to think in such terms. The world, this world, might have been an oyster so far. It had seemed to not have limits, and therefore no one was at risk, or dependent upon one another. There was fruit on the trees for everyone, and none of it was forbidden. That concept—the forbidden—didn’t seem to exist either. Or, it didn’t yet. Suddenly, I had a feeling that I’d traveled to a moment in time when not just morality, but reflective thought, was in its infancy. Confused expressions abounded. About me there was a sense of pain that was dimly felt in bodies but was otherwise located, and emerging. They didn’t know what to call it, this thing. No one had conceived of a mind, only a body, but they knew that it was a problem, this new feeling from somewhere. The man from the first debate stepped up to a raised platform before the edifice. He coughed and then raised his voice to the gathered masses. Then he began a speech that referenced some leaflets and an overlooking billboard that would soon reveal revolutionary thoughts. We must develop groups that come together and reproduce from within, the man announced, now sounding regal and eloquent. He issued a strange decree: From groups, individuals from within a group can collect goods and property, and trade with other groups, but pass on property only to those within its own group.

It was time for a new society, the man was saying. Until now we have been a fit collective, sharing what was abundant and therefore not stirring our fears of what unknown lay beyond the horizon or above the sky. But goods are limited, we are realizing. Property is limited. This world we live in: we see its horizon, but now we know it has an end. He continued in a respectful voice: unlike his worthy female peer, he believed that rationing of goods equally between people was not the answer. That would work in the short-term only, when there was famine, perhaps. I was impressed. It was as if someone had grown in a moment, found a voice and taken an evolutionary step. The statesmanship forged his climactic thesis: we must craft a world wherein competition and vigor create opportunity and growth. Some will lose in this plan, but those who remain will prosper, and our offspring will be an improvement upon us as a result. His tone darkened, for he next spoke to the urban legend that had caused the gathering in the first place. We must avoid the calamity that has befallen our friends from elsewhere. We must not allow our supplies to get so low that we stoop to levels wherein we turn to each other for our basic needs. We cannot eat one another ever again! We cannot have relations with those who birthed us. The results, as we have seen or felt, are ugly. It is a horror to us, we have discovered. A moment of silence followed before the man raised an arm and gestured to the billboard, whose tarp-like cover was now withdrawn. I looked up to regard an advertisers invention familiar to the world from which my mind had traveled. With a marketing panache at home in any era, its message read, “Just say no to Incest”.

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Jonny Reasonable

Hi, I’m Jonny—Jonny Reasonable. Not my real name, of course. In print, it’s my pseudonym. On the streets, amongst friends, it’s my handle, moniker. Ya know, a nickname. It’s necessary cuz I’m a criminal. At least, that’s what the state thinks of me. Me, I prefer a less judgmental label. See, I identify as legally diverse.

Relax, that’s a joke. You can relax around me because of the second reason I’m called Jonny Reasonable. It’s that I am reasonable. Seriously, though I won’t tell you what I get up to day-to-day, I’ll say what I’m like and what you’d likely think if you had to deal with me. Firstly, I don’t yell. I never yell, at least not in front of others. It’s vulgar. Immediately puts you on the back foot, cast as the villain. Comes under the heading of abuse, you see. Yell and the neighbors can hear you. You’re in the wrong from the get go. Yell and your adversary can easily say that you’re yelling and use that as a pretext for not listening. Actually, they might try that tact anyway, even suggesting that you’re yelling when you’re not. Anyway, it’s lesson one: stay calm, don’t raise your voice. It’s unnecessary.

Necessary for what? For appearing reasonable, of course. That’s what this is about, appearing reasonable. Don’t worry so much about what’s true, or right, or just. That’s for later, or not at all in some instances. Next, the language. This is about aesthetics, the semblance of reason. Practice verbosity. That is, learn the buzzwords of a subject, the phrases that kill the clock, filibuster through an argument. Be it business or personal, use words like “boundaries”, and “space” to indicate you honor autonomy, will not impinge on anyone’s rights. This is crucial if what you intend is to, ya know, violate people’s rights. I know. Isn’t my turn of phrase cute? Doesn’t it seem reticent, discreet, as if I know that words might hurt if I don’t use them properly? Speaking of phrases, there are a few phrases that don’t mean much, except one or two that suggest other meanings, and they’re useful as thought appendages that make you look, well, reasonable.

I mean terms and phrases like “per se”, or “so to speak”, or my favorite, “as it were”. I’m not sure what the last one means. I think it’s about playing, as in a play upon words. Regardless, it’ll make you sound smart, charming, or mischievous, but not sinister. Not wrong. That’s the point. If wrongness is a prospect, prepare to cheat. Preface an assertion with “naturally”, or “obviously”, to set the bias. Even if your pronouncement is anything but natural or obvious, you can make it seem so just by how you carry the idea. Practice these tricks a lot or at length and it’ll pay dividends—mark my words. Relax with your words, let yourself play, and let your partner, co-worker, whatever—your adversary—flounder with theirs, especially if it’s vernacular, or—and here’s a no-no: profanity. Or, check that. Use profanity, but not in anger. Not in attack. Use it with a smile, as a bonding gesture, or as something that punctuates a thought but deflates pomposity. Try it. It works. It fuckin’ works!

Now, about touch. This one’s touchy, as we’re in a no-touch world, a hands-off era. A gentle hand on a wrist works sometimes to settle nerves, or a hand on a knee if you and someone are seated next to each other. If you’re standing and you step close, then loom softly, gliding your hands upon the arms of the other, just above the elbow. And be prepared to pull away quickly, even briskly, as that suggests the touchiness of the person you’re in an argument with—it makes them look overly sensitive, unreasonable. Plus, you look like their potential victim. Don’t raise your hands. That signifies assault. The same with gesticulation, as in don’t do it. Makes you look out of control, overly emotional. That’s the thing about reason: it’s about being less emotional, more thoughtful.

Of course it won’t improve intimacy, this strategy. Not intimacy as some talk about it anyway. This is about advantages, not closeness. Being reasonable, so reasonable, will gather enemies. You will annoy people, some of whom will call bullshit on your tactics, make a fuss in public. But they’ll be the ones working harder as the onlookers approach and encircle the scene. The onlookers are more likely to side with you because that’s what happens when neutral opinion steps in and testimonies are called for; when the gavel later strikes. Don’t know why I’m telling you this. It’s no advantage to me that you know my tricks. No loss either, perhaps. You don’t know me. I’m just Jonny Reasonable, and I know how to win an argument. It beats feeling like a criminal.

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Bridges

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Bridges

What to do. What do you want to do? Build a bridge, or design a bridge, or are you content to fit the rivets, and not worry if they’ll hold—that’s someone else’s job, because design was their ambition and still is. At heart, you want the same things as this mythical other; were once running side by side, heading on the same path. Consciously, that meant a class you once took together, sitting in adjacent aisles, facing forward towards studied authority and muted inspiration. Who knows who will build the bridges of the future, said the pedagogue, gazing at the range of miscreants, sheep, plus the odd hero or two. The two in the middle of the mass were heroes of different kinds, half aware of their futures, but already nursing a path through habits of thought and action. Beta Ray took his pills, did his exercise, watched his weight and glanced at Mary Lou at lunchtime, waiting for an invite that need only be a subtle gesture, for Beta Ray was sensitive and brave. Alpha Joe was laid back, waiting for ideas to come, and some kind of service to arrive at his door. He had other things to do, thoughts to indulge. He was clever. Everyone said so, which was a problem.

              Beta Ray went to war for a while, after he was recruited into the military, hoping he’d get to travel, learn a trade; be disciplined. Maybe fight. He didn’t help build bridges. Instead, for a while, he helped to destroy bridges, because bridges organize, create supply lines, build a society. Problem is, war is meant to dissemble the organized, break the supply lines and isolate the miscreant enemy. Beta Ray would have shaken his head at the unnamed and unknown adversary. It wasn’t personal, he’d say of the battle lines drawn and the shots fired. He was just following orders. As for the adversary, well, maybe if they followed orders, or rules, then things wouldn’t be the way they are. Anyway, that was someone else’s call, thought Beta Ray. Someone else’s problem. His problem was doing the best he could to survive the battle, make a pretty packet, and then head back home to pretty Mary Lou, whom he married just prior to being called up and sent out to combat. No complaints. That was the risk he took signing up, but now she’s pregnant so they’re expecting an addition to their lives, a family to organize Beta Ray’s idea of what to do in this world.

              Alpha Joe thought sparingly of the war that was thousands of miles away. He didn’t have to. Just a few short years after high school, his fortunes were soaring, taking him to the heights of industry wherein he designed buildings and at last—his favorite—bridges. His latest project, a suspension bridge that would connect a populated peninsula with a densely commercial city, was underway, if over-budget, but most importantly, with Alpha Joe in charge and calling the non-militant shots. Finally, he had in reality the situation that seemed to match his long-held, as in adolescent and even pre-adolescent delusions: nearly everyone who worked with him was a subordinate, there to support him, follow him; never gainsay his ideas. He could get out of bed whenever he felt like it, drink as much as he wanted on the weekend, as long as he came up with the answers when called upon on Monday. His talent, his bursts of inspiration and energy, coupled with his winning charm, would see him through. His only problem was that he was alone. Alpha Joe had scored a number of relationships through his college years and now beyond, but no one had quite cut the mustard in order to stick around. No one was good enough for him, it seemed.

              Beta Ray dreams nightly of being lost in a crowd, dodging shells and strafing bullets. He lives in a world of night vision, of black on illuminated green, followed by daylight in which sight is obscured by daylight dust. The dreams are an accurate depiction of what’s happening in reality, except he’s not there. Meaning, he can’t locate himself, as in his body, or any semblance of thought. There are no words, it seems—not even commands from an officer to follow. He’s scrambling, crawling, hiding, and then leaping or taking cover. He sometimes discharges his weapon, but he’s just aiming at a space, never seeing an enemy. He can’t see them, doesn’t know what they look like. He doesn’t know them because he knows nothing of them, so they might as well be as invisible as him. Beta Ray breathes heavily, cries out in frustration, wakes up in a sweat and conjures Mary Lou’s face and the image of an unborn child. He doesn’t belong here, he thinks, as he meets the nonplussed gaze of a bunk mate whom he’s awakened.

              Alpha Joe is bored and successful. Life is easy. The job is easy, and the bridge is getting made. His boss loves him. The city mayor wants to meet him. They might even want to join him on a Wednesday night ahead of a next-day presentation, because Alpha Joe is still up at 1am, hosting a pair of models whom he’d met at a downtown club. Now they’re in his living room, doing cocaine lines while looking out a window at a view of the bridge-in-progress that Alpha Joe has designed. They are impressed, feeling high in Joe’s high-rise apartment, shooting hot glances at him over their shoulders and shedding clothes as he lays prostrate upon a silk-sheeted bed, bored. He had a dream the previous night: it featured him kicking over a mound of sand that he’d built upon a beach. The castle wasn’t up to his standards. It wasn’t good enough, so he wanted to kick it down, start over. Now, he doesn’t want to go back to sleep and possibly revisit that dream. He’s looking past the hot models, through the window and out towards the nearly finished, suspension bridge prize. At once, he feels an urge to get out there and destroy it.

              Beta Ray was really feeling it the next day. That is, he was feeling energized, inspired. He didn’t really know what cause he was fighting for. As ever, he hadn’t really done the homework. He was all about doing what he was told to do. But now he felt something different. He didn’t know what. He just knew that something was going to happen—something big. The previous night, after he’d fallen back to sleep, he had one more dream, and this time he was able to locate himself and discern what he was, and what his purpose was in this nightmarish realm. It seemed to him that he was a fish, and that his job was to head up stream, survive, and in being alive, transform into some other kind of life. It would take some kind of change, the dream seemed to say. His body seemed to morph upon a climactic dash. His fish-like body speared and thrust through thick liquid, a seeming dust and toxic rain. At the end of a river was a bridge, a half-built or half-broken fixture that needed to be taken, as in conquered. But upon his arrival, he was turned away. A man of indeterminate rank, someone who claimed to know what was happening, changed the plan, the rules. Stay with this group, he ordered, even pleaded. If you keep them safe until reinforcements arrive, we will win this day, and you will survive and go home.

              The next day, Alpha Joe was a mess. He showed up ten minutes late to his presentation, which felt reminiscent of his senior year in high school. His boss, a woman who reminded him of an indulgent English teacher from that era, smiled thinly at him, hoping his lateness was the worst thing that would happen that day. It wasn’t. Ten minutes into the exercise, Joe was ready to collapse, to give up this surreal exercise, this not-quite dream of building something that would help people, change lives, even communities. He paused upon this thought, injected another reverie. This is why he hadn’t sought a family, he considered. His cause had been an impersonal task, laid out for the benefit of a nameless mass, which would line his pockets but somehow not match his real ambition. He flashed back to the beautiful women from the night before, standing before a window, flanking between them the image of the not-quite beautiful enough bridge. He’ll never get to build what he really wants to build, he realized. He thought of his dream, of kicking down the sand castle. I want to fight, he next thought. I need something…not easy, like a battle–a down and dirty battle. He turned to his assistant, a gifted architect, another woman, as gifted as him, but more diligent, if less winning in her personal style. At that moment, Alpha Joe shocked the room, declaring two things: firstly, that he was resigning his position, leaving the company; secondly, that he was recommending his assistant as the new project manager, confident that she would complete the job and that everyone would be satisfied. Buoyant, as in floating on air, as if he couldn’t locate his body, Alpha Joe left the room, with everyone thinking this a dream.

              Beta Ray was going home. More, Beta Ray was going home upon being decorated for acts of heroism in combat. He had indeed been energized, inspired, over a course of months. Over that time, the nightmares abated, and Ray’s fear in combat was subsumed under a gritty determination that won him the admiration and plaudits of comrades and officers. The culmination of this stretch of good soldiering was a mission in which he and his platoon were tasked with holding a bridge across enemy lines while waiting for reinforcements. Then, a further twist: with hours to go before being relieved, Ray and his platoon were besieged by refugees desperate to make it across the bridge, hoping to reach a border to safe territory just beyond the river. With civilians dashing into danger, Ray and his fellow soldiers were forced into action to protect the unarmed. Shells rained down over mostly women and children attempting to cross the bridge. Bullets strafed the innocent. From his armored vehicle, Ray saw a woman hit the ground and drop to the burning asphalt a child that looked to be no more than three months old. Choking upon terror, Ray thought instantly of Mary Lou and of a child that was a month from being due. Next, without thinking, he leapt from the vehicle and sprinted to the woman’s body, collecting the infant in his arms, and then returning the child to safety. Reinforcements arrived minutes later and the child was placed in protective care while murmurings of awe were directed at Ray. In the days ahead, he learned of the accolades that were forthcoming, and more importantly, of the honorable discharge that would be his true reward. However, he could not stop thinking of the fallen woman, and of the child that stared back at him when being shepherded away.

              At a military airport in a desert land, Beta Ray sat in a terminal wearing a uniform that was now decorated with medals, unaware that he was being admiringly assessed by a pair of women seated across from him. He was waiting for a flight home, looking forward to seeing Mary Lou, hoping he’d be in time for another kind of arrival. As he heard an announcement for his flight, he leapt up with calm determination, and headed for the departure door. First, he and others had to wait for the passengers of the incoming arrival to disembark. Filing through the gate was a score of incoming recruits, there to replace the likes of Beta Ray. As they passed by, he gave them a solemn, reverent nod in acknowledgement of the battles and sacrifices that were to come. Most of the passing recruits responded in kind. One in particular looked ready, willing, and eager to do his bit. He even looked familiar.

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No one wants to see a sad animal

What happened? It went away, my last essay. I didn’t even say goodbye. It just disappeared, vanished into the cloud, it promised, only it didn’t settle there. Why? Because its keeper, its God, the internet, was not turned on. It had turned a blind eye, so the elegiac missive was gone, now shut behind a door (or “window”), that read something like, we’re not sure what happened—did you delete? It was my fault, basically, said the computer. And so, it was my fault, this unnoticing of detail, my inattention to detail. Pity, I thought, not angrily, more forlornly. Oh well, more thoughts down the drain, rather like the residue of a dream. But there is continuity, I’ve thought in the hours since. There’s continuity in similar problems arising, with similar underpinning themes: I missed a box here, having not checked something materially important. I didn’t dot an I; I failed to reset a password. As a result, there will be no access to pragmatic life. Problems, like deaths, happen in threes, and nothing gets sent to a heavenly cloud for safekeeping. Rather, I am stuck here on earth amongst the weeds and the glitches, contemplating something…something like the links between happenings.

              I mean, it is at least apropos that the lost essay had something to do with death, and in particular, a good-humored, if sardonic look at death. It featured a not-quite dream but written rather something like a dream story about a figure who is announcing their forthcoming death to a group of half-attentive friends. They are getting messages about a memorial date for a passing that hasn’t yet happened; a passing that, by implication, will occur suicidally, hence the precise anticipation. The responses of the friend group are variably confused. Their text messages were really funny, I can tell you. I know because I wrote the lines and then sent them to the cloud, thinking it would keep them safe—that it had a hard and reliable foundation. A cloud holds, I believe, but it also releases in rain. And I’d missed something important about how that works. Anyway, back to those friends and their funny if dispiriting reactions. They would not make it to the memorial because they weren’t given the proper notice. They need a week, they were consistently saying. And that was the joke, the central gag: people aren’t there for the big stuff, the death stuff; they are elsewhere, busy with their lives, but often pretending they are there for one another, like my essay was there for me fleetingly, and promising to stick around. It would catch me later, it seemed to say. It would never—what’s the term— “ghost” me.

              My protagonist, my guy, Jim, was set to ghost people, first by dying, but then, even before that, by not talking to them anymore. That’s how pissed he was by the half-hearted and therefore heartless reaction to his admittedly desperate memorial ploy. Only one person gave him the time of day. Rachel, a one-time crush and then heartbreaker, had always cared enough to appear out of thin air from her own itinerant life to come save the day or do something decisive and right. She’d act the angel, I thought, now thinking she could emerge from the same cloud in which the previous essay was buried. What’s the problem, she’d chide, though she knew really what was up. She’d gotten news through a sparse grapevine that my guy was in despair over an illness that was tying the hands of doctors. Oncologists, I called them, alluding to the specifics but dodging the C word. Jim never liked that word. Doesn’t like the way it sounds, the way its cadence spreads. Let’s cut to the chase, past the unmentionable pain, and then get to an even less mentionable pain: whether people in his life will show up for him, actually make an effort and care.

              “That sounds like self-pity”. Good old Rachel. Not angelic, but always cutting to the chase in another sense. Straight to the point. Good stuff. In fact, Jim never liked this side of Rachel. It’s the reason he got over the crush. He wanted softness in her to match the softness in his own belly. He wanted to lie on his back and have her rub his, ya know, belly.

              “And that’s bad, I guess?” That was about the memorial, not the belly.

              “Well, what did you expect? And I’m not talking about how gruff and clueless Paul is, or how preoccupied Jane is with her life. But…a memorial, really?”

              “What?”

              “Kinda creepy. I mean, is that a joke? Are we meant to say, oh sure, go ahead and kill yourself, we’ll be there on Saturday”

              “Well, no one even mentioned that part, it was—”

              “It’s hard to know when to take you seriously on that shit. You have a dark humor. It’s not the first time you’ve made a sideways suicide threat, plus it sends people into denial. They don’t know what to do”.

              “Well, they could do something, not just not say anything”

              “They did. They texted me, asked me to call you, and yes—part of that is not knowing how to deal with it—the other part was thinking I could”

              Jim wasn’t sure he agreed with that assessment and felt like saying so, but Rachel brooks no cheap jokes when she’s in her righteous stride, so he thought the better of it. This wasn’t how this was supposed to go, he reflected in a protracted, silent pause. Rachel was silent also, waiting for what she figured was Jim’s sulking to pass. This wasn’t even how this author figured this would go. My head was in the clouds, chasing lost words. Originally, this was a surrealist skit about deadness in society dropped into a little mischief about deadness. The lost script featured quips about whether the memorial could be re-scheduled for another day; whether refreshments would serve Vegans—that sort of thing. It was dually designed to lighten people up and yet make them feel uncomfortable. What Jim truly wanted he couldn’t ask for, but he could allude to it by speaking on behalf of his German Shepherd, Beowulf. He wanted someone to commit to taking care of the dog: to feed him, adopt him, whatever. He figured that would touch everyone’s heart, stir some action upon the loss of the master. The reasons would touch upon Rachel’s critique of Jim, which no one would direct at Beowulf. They’d all want to see his tail wag. No one wants to see a sad animal.

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